Histiophryne psychedelica

Histiophryne psychedelica is the real frogfish evolution rendered in tie-dye: a fist-sized, jelly-skinned reef dweller born with a pink-and-tan fingerprint swirl it keeps for life, forward-facing eyes that give it a permanent stare, and a busted internal gyroscope that makes it bounce and jet across the seafloor instead of swim. $PSYCHEDELICA holds the same way the fish moves: no steering, all vibes, pattern never changes no matter what tank you put it in.