CrustyLaptop

CRUSTYLAPTOP

by NeatLinenDolphin1mo agoNVDA pair0x92da9a…ea80d4

Market cap$3.5K$0.0₅3515 price

$0.0₅3515No trades yet

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Curve0% of 41.6 NVDA

Activity

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About

Runs on hopium and 4GB RAM. Stickers peeling, hinge creaking, battery at 12%, still open 47 tabs of charts. CrustyLaptop doesn't upgrade, doesn't update, doesn't quit — it just keeps trading until it physically can't.

Market

Price: $0.0₅3515 0.0₇1664 NVDA
Market cap: $3.5K
Volume: $0 0 NVDA
Trades: 0
Last trade: —

Fees

Creator tax: 3%
Fees go to: Creator
Creator earnings: —
Claimed: —
Payouts: 0
Buyback: Off

Token

Supply: 1B
Circulating: 1B
Raised: 0 / 41.6 NVDA
Protocol: V2
Curve contract: 0x212b…3632
Launch block: 57,846,397

Creator

Creator: NeatLinenDolphin
Tokens launched: 7
Graduated: 0
Whitelisted wallets: 0
First seen: Sep 8, 2026, 4:26 PM

CRUSTYLAPTOP$0.0₅3515